An evening with Dianne Sweeney, author of Kissing Frogs in Cyberspace, invites you to spend February 12th enjoying Valentine’s Day, the movie, and discussing her book Kissing Frogs in Cyberspace, or discussing dates, dumps and disasters in general.
See the reviews on Amazon. Watch the movie everybody can’t wait to see. For $20.00 you get a signed copy of Dianne’s book, free shipping, and a ticket to the movie. The movie will start at roughly 7:00 p.m. and then we will head to coffee afterwards! (Coffee is not included in the price)
Location TBA but it will be Century Oakridge Mall or the Century on Winchester. I look forward to seeing you. If you are interested, please visit Dianne’s website and click on Valentine’s Day. As soon as you order the book, it will be shipped out to you.
I would like this to branch into a book club if anyone is interested in the future.
I look forward to seeing you.
Dianne
http://www.diannesweeney.com
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Good Morning! Many of you have written me and asked what is the real name of the place I got my wraps from…well I am happy to say the person who owns the salon just became a fan!!!! I go to Simply Beautiful New You in Milpitas. Here is the link and tell them Kissing Frogs sent you. LOVE THE PLACE…And who doesn’t want to lose inches? Especially for the new year!
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Christmas is upon us…Wow, is it just me, or do the years just go by faster and faster? This has been a roller coaster ride the last couple of weeks with the debut of Kissing Frogs in Cyberspace. As I was looking back on my journey, I came across a few excerpts that didn’t make it into the book for various reasons. This was an email sent to me from a prospective suitor. Enjoy, and get your shopping done!
To listen to some women whine and complain about how they search post after post and yet can’t seem to find anyone worth dating!
Girl, PUH-LEASE!
Here before you is a man who:
* Has a bachelor’s degree, a job, his own apartment, and substantial savings;
* Doesn’t smoke or do drugs;
* Speaks Spanish and French;
* Has traveled quite a bit;
–AND–
* Wants to be a dad.
All I want is a white, Hispanic, or Asian woman, 23-38, who:
* Was BORN a female;
* Doesn’t smoke or have cooties;
* Is not too tall, short, thin, fat, or ugly;
–AND–
* Actually LIKES to have be with a man…
Of COURSE, that’s you, silly goose! That’s 71.375% of the female population! SO WHAT THE HECK IS YOUR PROBLEM? Get back to me, already, for crying out loud. Come on, take a chance; write me something nice. Please, baby. Please.
Now, had I been Goldilocks, I think he and I would have made a great match….or a silly goose. Being that I am not either, I moved on.
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Hello!
It is 2:21 a.m. and my cat is on my lap making this difficult to type. Since the launch, I have had a number of successes, and a number of disasters. Those make the best stories though. First, I have been pimping my book all over town. I feel like I should have a trench coat on and flash people as they walk by…pssst…wanna buy a book?
However, the best has come from a recent development. As part of my self-promotion I pretty much emailed any and all people I have ever been in contact with….including the ex-boyfriends. Let’s just say the fiancee of one said ex-boyfriend wasn’t too thrilled about that. She told me she would send me “ten dollars” if I never contacted him again. For a moment, I thought…hmmm a sale is a sale…but then told her to keep her money. And I gracisouly wished her the best…People are funny aren’t they?
Nontheless, the book is getting great reviews, and I am so happy you have become a fan. I hope you all have a very happy holiday and look for more posts….but hopefully, not written at 2:30 in the morning….=)…
One more thing, the book is available at Amazon and Barnes and Noble. It will be available in Border’s books soon. Please ask for me at your local bookstore!
Stay away from frogs…
Dianne